I love you very much. I buy you loads of sweaters, toys, and treats. I give you baths and brush your fur, and prance you around outside so everyone knows just how cute you are.
So why, my little chihuahua love, did you chew up my very favorite pair of work pumps?!?
Good thing your grandfather sent us a package today, which included the Lilly Worth Shift in Not So Crabby that I wanted (thank you daddy!!), and he so lovingly picked up for me! And those shoes didn't go with my new dress anyway. So there.